Wearing your underwear as outerwear
Sure, it gets really hot, but saggy, antique Fruit of the Loom underwear are never acceptable street wear. Or travel wear for that matter!
Platform beach shoes
These are not appropriate sand shoes. Maybe quicksand shoes?
Club wear at the beach
Do not do the walk of shame straight to the beach, still decked out in last night’s leather and fishnet.
Only two types of people wear thongs, really hot and really not hot…and the latter gives a bad kind of breathless.
There’s just something really, really wrong about pairing Hawaiian shorts with a cable-knit sweater.
Socks with Sandals
Must this really be explained?
What’s sadder...seeing a nice lady and thinking she is so clueless that she wore her one-piece bathing suit backwards or thinking that she is so trampy that she intentionally wore it backwards to make it sexier? Either way, there is a problem with boobs busting out and making their own splash.