A TEACHER gave an assignment on drawing and told the students to draw any nice picture.
After 5 minutes…
Teacher: Junior, I told u to draw an elephant
Junior: Here it is sir (handing over a sheet of paper.)
Teacher: I told you to draw an elephant, not a dot!
Junior: Sir, It’s an elephant. But it’s very far.
Gabriel: A cow eating grass, sir.
Teacher: But there is no grass here.
Gabriel: The cow ate it all.
Teacher: Now where is the cow?
Gabriel: There was no more grass so it went away.
Teacher: Peter what are you painting, why is the picture blank?
Peter: A picture of passengers entering a bus.
Teacher: But where are the passengers?
Peter: They have just entered the bus.
Teacher: And where is the bus?
Peter: If all the passengers have entered then why should it hang around?
Son writing to his dad
Sydney is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser
Next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
My dear loving son twenty million US dollars has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.