Road signs and speed
A police officer sees a car going 20 mph on the highway, so he has the driver pull over. He gets out of his car and sees that the car he pulled over is filled with little old ladies.
He walks over to the driver’s side and tells the driver that she was driving way too slow. She replies by saying «But, I was going the speed limit, see? It says 20 on that sign right there» The police officer looks at the sign and tells the woman that she was looking at the Route sign. The old woman apologizes and promises to pay closer attention to the road signs.
Then, just as the officer is about to return to his car, he notices the old ladies sitting in the backseat look absolutely terrified. He asks the driver why they looked so frightened, and she replies by saying, «Oh, they’re okay, we just got off Route 155.»
Be sure the man is dead
A Policeman receives a panicky call from a hunter. The hunter says that he’s in the woods and he found a bloodstained body that’s a man. In a state of panic, he asks the officer what to do. The officer tells him that the first thing he should do is be sure that the man is dead. He hears the hunter put down the phone and a shot. Several seconds later, the man gets back on the line.
«Now what should I do?»
Pick what you think you’ll need
There were three guys driving in the desert and their car all of a sudden broke down. So they decided to move in different directions in search of a gas station. They each take one thing with them. The first guy says, «well, I’m going to take this bag of chips, in case I get hungry.» the next guy says, «okay, well I’m going to take this bottle of water, in case I get thirsty.» then the third guy says, «well, I’m going to take the car door and if I get hot I can just roll down the window»