Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8!
What does “Minimum” mean?
A very small mother!
What does “Maximum” mean?
A very big mother!
What’s the difference between an American student and an English student?
About 3000 miles!
What sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
What’s the nearest thing to silver?
The Lone Ranger’s bottom!
Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking!
What kind of biscuit would you find at the South Pole?
What is a skeleton?
Bones, with the person off!