Humour

Apology twist on FacebookBOY: I know I did you wrong but I just ask 4 your forgiveness....Girl:[message seen] 3minutes ago.BOY: Please just forgive me... I’m a human being and not perfect, neither are you...

Apology twist on Facebook
BOY: I know I did you wrong but I just ask 4 your forgiveness....
Girl:[message seen] 3minutes ago.
BOY: Please just forgive me... I’m a human being and not perfect, neither are you...
Girl:[message seen] 2minutes ago.
BOY: Do you remember insulting me the other day? Did I not forgive u sweetie?
Girl:[message seen] 2minutes ago.
BOY: Honey please, don’t do this to me ... I love you
Girl:[message seen] 3minutes ago.
BOY: Listen sweetie, I have just received my salary and I have put aside 50,000/- just to go out with you and do some shopping.
Girl: Woow! That’s awesome sweetie, where should I find you? I can’t wait to see you my love
BOY:[message seen]just a minute ago.
Girl: Are you still there sweetie?
BOY:[message seen]2minutes ago.

The drunk driver
 
The traffic police spotted a man staggering towards his car, trying to open the driver’s door. They stopped and confronted him.
“Excuse me, sir, but I hope you are not intending to drive the car?” “Of course I am, officer,” he slurred. “I’m in no state to walk.”

 

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