Why did the banana go to the doctor’s office?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the riverbank.
Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads weren’t invented yet!
What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A cucumber holding its breath!
What three animals have keys?
Donkeys, monkeys, and turkeys!
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name was Friday.
What goes up and down but never moves?
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
“You go on without me, I’ll ketchup!”
How do you make a milk shake?
Give it a good scare!
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill!
The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn’t know it, what is it?
How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
Because he is bald.