Put a lid on the cookie jar

You know how people always tell you- you are better than that; choose not to play the game; do not stoop so low; you are classier?  If you are well acquainted with those lies then you know that their sole purpose is to make you give up on a point you wanted to make.
Alinda Lillian Munanura
Alinda Lillian Munanura

You know how people always tell you- you are better than that; choose not to play the game; do not stoop so low; you are classier?  If you are well acquainted with those lies then you know that their sole purpose is to make you give up on a point you wanted to make.

I have absolutely refused to listen to that crap. I still play the game and should you ever want to get into an argument with someone who does not give up and WILL stoop low- try me!

Like so many of you, I am very opinionated about everything, the difference is- nothing will stop me from telling anyone what I think of them if I want to. Some people call me brave. Allow me to point out that bravery is the kindest word for stupidity as you will witness as we go on.

Now check this out- My phony ex-friend Yvonne has a disease I diagnosed as STUPIDITY and if you are observant then you have probably noticed that so many girls suffer from the same disease.

She shares her forbidden fruit with anyone who calls her pretty- it is pathetic! She continues to hand over her heart and body to any man that shows her the slightest affection.

And you would think she would have learned by now from the endless cycle of disappointment and deception but like so many other useless desperate girls she chooses to look the other way.

So, I attempted to give Yvonne the “mummy talk”. I told her, like I am now telling you- girls can easily get over men they did not sleep with, and men can easily get over girls they HAVE slept with. I asked her to place a lid on her cookie jar and hold on till the right man comes along. The conversation did not go so well- first, she assured me how she is a sexomaniac (I swear I did not make that up) it is a disorder where people have sex while they are sleeping - like sleep walking.

Of course like you, I discarded her rubbish- but it was a bad idea- she was in an ugly mood.  She hurled at me a great many words that I am not comfortable repeating but I assumed she said them with the same enthusiasm she uses when taking her panties off!

She might have chosen not to listen but I hope my dear readers do!

 

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