Guest: «Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?»
Hotel Host: «I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.»
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs.
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was «MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,» and asked why it was so long.
«Because,» my son explained, «they say it has to have at least four characters.»
Sam: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.