What does a cat have that no other animal has?

- Kittens.What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?- A cowboy riding his horse.

- Kittens.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
- A cowboy riding his horse.

What always sleeps with its shoes on?
- A Horse.

What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
- The shadow of an elephant.

What fur do we get from a Tiger?
- As fur away as possible!

Why do dragons sleep all day?
- They like to hunt Knights.

What can honk without a horn?
- A goose.

What has a horn but does not honk?
- A rhinoceros.

What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
- To cover cows.

What two keys can’t open any doors?
- A Donkey, and a Monkey.

 

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