What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
- A cowboy riding his horse.
What always sleeps with its shoes on?
- A Horse.
What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
- The shadow of an elephant.
What fur do we get from a Tiger?
- As fur away as possible!
Why do dragons sleep all day?
- They like to hunt Knights.
What can honk without a horn?
- A goose.
What has a horn but does not honk?
- A rhinoceros.
What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
- To cover cows.
What two keys can’t open any doors?
- A Donkey, and a Monkey.