Taxi that was going everywhere
Passengers were travelling in a taxi going from Kigali to Gisenyi on a Friday evening. The phone of a young lady rang and she picked it and said, “Honey, I’m on my way to Kabuga for a burial, I’ll call you when am back.” Another phone rang and a guy picked it up and said, “Sweetheart I’m on my way to KIST for my master’s degree form.” And finally another young girl received a call and said, “Hey daddy I’m on my way to Kimihurura for an interview, thanks.” A man at the back of the taxi got so disturbed and shouted, “Wait driver, where is this taxi really going?”
The laziest of the laziest men
A site foreman had ten very lazy workers, so one day he decides to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I have a really simple job today for the laziest among all of you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please raise his hand? Nine hands went up. “Why didn’t you put your arm up,” the foreman asked the man whose hand was down.
“Too much trouble,” was the reply.