I had a cock; it wanted to lay an egg at the extreme point of a triangular building. Where will the egg fall? North, East, West or South?
Answer: A cock does not lay eggs
There was an accident. Seven casualties were picked at the boarder of Kenya and Tanzania. Where will they be buried? Kenya or Tanzania? Answer: Casualties are not yet dead!
I wanted to go and grind maize flour, but the bridge is broken. There are crocodiles under it. How will I grind the maize in tie for my mum to cook it for supper?
Answer: Maize flour can’t be ground as it is already flour.
There is a monkey on a mango tree. If I want to get a mango, how do I get it? Answer: Throw a stone in such a way that it doesn’t touch the monkey. The monkey will angrily throw a mango at you.