Woman with a house on fire
A woman calls the fire brigade because her house has caught a fire. So they ask her how to get there and she says “Duh, on your big red truck!”
“I have to arrest you sir,” said the traffic police to a speeding driver. “You were driving at 100 km/h.” “Nonsense officer,” declared the man. “I’ve only been in the car for 20 minutes!”
Can women keep a secret?
At a dinner party, several of the guests argued whether men or women were more trustworthy.
“No woman can keep a secret,” shouted one man. “I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman. “I have kept my age a secret since I was 21”
“You will let it out one day,” the man insisted.
“I hardly think so! When a woman has kept a secret for 27 years, she can keep it forever.”
The man burst out laughing.