Man and his alcohol
A man was sitting outside his home after a divorce. He noticed a crate with beer bottles close by.
He took an empty bottle, smashed it on the wall and said, ”You are the reason I lost my wife!”
He then smashed the second bottle saying, ”You are the reason why I lost my children!”
He smashed the third bottle, ”You are the reason why I lost my job!”
Noticing that the fourth bottle was still full of beer, he said, ”Stand aside my friend, you were not involved”
Some girls of today
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: I’m rich
Girl: Oh! Hi, my name is Mary. I am 19 years and love making friends especially people like you.
Boy: No, no, no ”Rich” is my name
Girl: Sorry I don’t talk to strangers.