You Can’t Eat Your Own Food In A Cafeteria
Two boys went into a cafeteria and ordered two drinks. On getting the drinks, they picked snacks from their bags and started to eat.
The manager became quite concerned and marched over and told them, ”You can’t eat your own food in here!”
The two boys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged their snacks.
Wife and husband
After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and he said ”You are A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K…”
Curiously the wife asked ”What does that mean?”.
The husband replied ”Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot…”
She smiled happily and said, ”Oh, that is so lovely...What about I,J,K?”.
The husband replied, ”I’m, Just, Kidding!”