Humour

Mad man A mad man at a mental hospital climbed on a branch of a tree and stayed there for half a day. Suddenly, he let go of the branch and fell full force to the ground. A doctor quickly came asked him, “What happened?” The mad man answered, ”I AM RIPE!”

Mad man
A mad man at a mental hospital climbed on a branch of a tree and stayed there for half a day. Suddenly, he let go of the branch and fell full force to the ground. A doctor quickly came asked him, “What happened?”
The mad man answered,
”I AM RIPE!”

Types of Lines
Teacher: Give any type of lines you know.
James: Vertical line.
Teacher: Very good, another line?
Peter: Horizontal line.
Teacher: Impressive! Who else can tell us any other type?
Ben at the back shouted: Me Sir! Sir!
Teacher: Ok, Ben tell us.
Ben: CaroLINE
Everyone in class laughed out loud.

 

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