The mad man
A mad man at a mental hospital climbed up the branch of a tree and stayed there for half a day. Suddenly, he let go of the branch and fell with full force to the ground. A doctor quickly came to his aid then asked him, “What happened?”
The mad man answered,
”I AM RIPE!”
Three men and their wives
Three guys were having a drink. A conversation about coincidences arose.
The 1st guy said, “When my wife was pregnant she read the novel The Two Cities and gave birth to twins.”
The 2nd guy said, “My wife read The 3 Musketeers and gave birth to triplets.”
The 3rd guy started to panic and wanted to rush home. When asked why he said, ”My wife is pregnant and I left her reading Alibaba and the 40 Thieves!”
By Ben Gasore
Can you say that in English, please?
“In promulgating your esoteric cogitations and articulating superficial, sentimental and psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderoucity. Let your extemporaneous recantations and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious veracity, without rodomontade and thrasonical bombast. Sedulously, avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pusillanimous vacuity, pestiferous profanity and similar transgressions.”
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