Tourist visits site
A man went to visit a memorial site. So he sees two skeletons-one longer than the other. Curious, he asks the guide, “Whose skeleton is that?”
Guide: “It’s the skeleton of the former King”
Tourist: “How about the shorter one?”
Guide: “It’s the skeleton of the same king when he was still young”
Tourist: “Oh God, have mercy on this man.”
Clocks in Heaven
Man dies and goes to heaven. Then he sees so many clocks and asks an angel what all the clocks were for.
The angel replies, “Those are clocks that show how much people lie. The more you lie the more that arms spins.”
The man looks at one clock and it had a little spin. He asks, “whose clock is that?”
The angel responded, “Its Mary’s (Jesus’ mother) clock. He looks at another that had a little as well and asks.
Then the angel says, “It’s Abraham’s clock” then the man very curious asks, “and where are the clocks of politicians?”
The angle responds, “They are in Jesus’ office. He is using them as office fans.”