…take a drink with a straw until all you hear is a disgusting sound. One of these days you may hear that The Hater has slapped someone as they finished their soda. For sure the next time I am seated or standing near someone who insists on drinking a soda with a straw until all I can hear is that annoying sound I may get physical. At least I have warned you beforehand. It is so disgusting to see someone my age refusing to accept that the drink is finished and going ahead to make noise for the rest of us. Please save us this torture and if you can recognise me feel free to ask me to buy another drink.
…take ages to bring orders and actually return with excuses. I have decided to write to the owners of some restaurants where the waiters/waitresses only work in the long run. The places where if you make an order, you are better off rushing home for a shower and returning later. The waiters in these places can take ages and ages bringing what you ordered for and when they eventually come, they only bring you excuses about how the things you wanted are not available. Well if that is the case, why the hell does it take them ages to find out this? For this reason, I have written to restaurant managers to also make an effort to delay paying such laggards. In fact if there is any hurry it should that of sacking them.
…think that women should be appreciated only on March 8. For those with calendars like me, Thursday was International Women’s Day. Now please join me in hating those part time thinkers who assume that it is the only day when the efforts and achievements of women should be recognised and appreciated. Anyone who thinks like this should not have been allowed to even exist. Such people are the reason why contraception is available. You guys should not be here with us I swear. And I am not forgetting the ones who stupidly think that the other 365 days are all Men’s days.
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