Funny Riddles

1. Why was the belt arrested?• Answer: For holding up the pants.

1. Why was the belt arrested?
Answer: For holding up the pants.

2. What do you call a funny book about eggs?
Answer: A yolk book.

3. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Answer: Evaporated milk.

4.What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Answer: Long time no sea.

5.What did one potato chip say to the other?
Answer: Shall we go for a dip?

 

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