I hate people who…
…use lousy excuses for not attending.
I have started sending some names to the police and hoping that a new law on stupidity would be found to get them locked up as a way of cleaning society. Don’t you just hate people who give excuses like, “Oh I could not make it to his party because I had no gift.” Ok, so were you invited to attend or to bring a gift? And what makes you think I really want to hear such illogical explanations. And who in their right mind continues to send invitations to such lousy fellows.
…think they can always show up late at parties.
Here is a little secret. Ok not any more. One of these days I am going to organise a party and chase away anyone who will show up 20 minutes late. I am sick and tired of people who make it a habit to simply show up late at parties arguing that after all everyone will not be on time.
Since when did your name change to ‘everyone’? Do you always have to join the group of part time thinkers who just cannot keep time? If you are such a person, please, stay away from my party. Even my funeral. Yes, I am that serious.
…think they should show me things that I also own.
On this particular one I hope my readers can tell or even slap those concerned. I am so sick and tired of stupid boys, girls, men and women who move around showing off their cheap underwear. Look here, we all have underwear so we do not really need to see the one you are wearing. After all it is used underwear! Please, find some clothes that can fit and cover your dirty underwear. And do not be surprised if I slap you. My hatred sometimes gets violent and right now you are ranking high on the list of those I may have to slap before the year ends.
…torture their body parts in the name of stupid fashion trends.
Some of you may say that The Hater is not a fashionable guy always dressed in just a hat and a mean face. But I really don’t care what you say about me. What I want to say is that all those who wear ill fitting bras that make your breasts look like they want to run from your chest seriously need a hot slap on a hot afternoon.
Yes, you may think that it is cool to make your breasts visible but do you really have to torture yourself to please others? Then there are these stupid boys I see wearing very tight pants. They call it swag but I don’t think your genitals really agree with you. Enough said.
…drive dirty cars in the city centre. I know it is quite dry of late and therefore dust is pretty com
mon in some places. That does not mean that I will not hate on people who drive around town with their cars looking like test vehicles for a research project on dust. Please, find time to wash your car before you drive to town. Why leave your home in a dirty car to drive to a clean city like Kigali.
Are you trying to get your car noticed as an outstanding piece of garbage on four wheels? I beg police should arrest these drivers and send them to a washing bay. If Kigali is to remain the cleanest city in the region then cars should not be left out.
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